Inside the Humble $40M Condo of Sam Bankman-Fried

Newly listed to the Nassau, Bahamas real estate market is the humble abode of disgraced crypto king, Sam Bankman-Fried. Yes, the same Sam Bankman-Fried that claimed to drive an old, banged up Toyota Corolla.

Inside ‘Crypto Fraud’ Sam Bankman-Fried’s Luxury Condo

The $39.5 million, 12,000 square foot, 5 bedrooms, 6+ bathrooms condo was just listed for sale after all hell broke loose for the former crypto wunderkind.

Fraud

A humble living room for entertaining political candidates..

Lame

A modest marble bathroom

A small outdoor patio for private conversations

Just viewing those images, I can picture SBF’s old, beat up, partially rusted silver corolla pulling up to the condominium complex with a doorman to greet him and a valet on standby to park the old junker in the secure underground garage.

The furnishing color scheme perfectly pairs with his silver corolla. Absolutely exquisite taste for such a humble lad. Thankfully the ultra-accurate New York Times put out a favorable piece on SBF last night. Now, we can be reassured that he’s actually a good guy and not caught up in some strange money-laundering scheme.

Phew, what a relief! Thank you, NYT.

Sam Bankman-Fried’s Luxury Condo is just another example of the hypocrisy from these people.

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